sarahksilvermans
sarahksilvermans:

In joint celebration of hitting 2k followers and one of my lady heroes (specifically dear Amy Poehler) releasing a book, I’ve decided to do a giveaway!!!

Prize: Signed Yes Please book!
Rules:
you don’t have to be following me, but i’d super appreciate it if you did…
reblog this post by October 28th, 2014, 11:59pm
only reblogs count, but you can reblog as many times as you want
i will be choosing using a random number generator, and will notify the winner. if they don’t respond within two days, i will choose another.
additionally, i would prefer to ship to somewhere in the US, but if it’s somewhere international we’ll talk and work something out!

HAPPY REBLOGGING!

sarahksilvermans:

In joint celebration of hitting 2k followers and one of my lady heroes (specifically dear Amy Poehler) releasing a book, I’ve decided to do a giveaway!!!

Prize: Signed Yes Please book!

Rules:

  • you don’t have to be following me, but i’d super appreciate it if you did…
  • reblog this post by October 28th, 2014, 11:59pm
  • only reblogs count, but you can reblog as many times as you want
  • i will be choosing using a random number generator, and will notify the winner. if they don’t respond within two days, i will choose another.
  • additionally, i would prefer to ship to somewhere in the US, but if it’s somewhere international we’ll talk and work something out!

HAPPY REBLOGGING!

fawns-and-bees

fawns-and-bees:

JOHN IS LOSING A SHIT TONNE OF FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

rules rules rules:

must be following me 

I will be checking, so I guess if you don’t like me no onesie for you, huh. Sucks to be petty.

Reblog this post. No giveaway accounts, likes don’t count. You may reblog as many times as you see fit until November 2nd when I shall chose my winner via a random number generator. So the more times you reblog the more likely it is you will win.

You must be comfortable giving out your address and clothing size. For women it goes up to about a size 18. For men a size 48. I don’t make the rules. 

I will ship it through Amazon so depending on where you live depends on how long it will take. It is shipping from China so if you want to try and estimate it you can. I will also give you a tracking number if available.

What the winner gets :
There will only be one winner, just because with shipping and stuff these can get pretty pricey for me so winner gets one onesie chosen from the styles shown here

Have fun and good luck :D

irwun

irwun:

so I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for a while now to thank all of you for following me and helping me out when i needed it, and just tolerating me! i love alllll of you!

what you’ll get:

  • hollow out back, short sleeve (can be black or white)
  • misfit short sleeve, loose-fitting (can be black, white or gray. one size fits all)
  • skull print long sleeve, knitted sweater (black)
  • shoulder bag (can be black, gold, or silver)

what you need to do:

  • follow me
  • reblog this as many times as you want for more entries
  • likes are only for bookmarking

other info:

  • i will pick the winner around thanksgiving time (end of november) so I can have a good amount of time to get it to you by christmas
  • i will pay for shipping
  • you have to be comfortable with giving me your address
  • this is about a $50 value before shipping cost

good luck!

billybaecyrus

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via words-of-emotion)